THE CABALA OF SCHMUCK

Bill Clinton just out-Clinton'd himself – posing with two famous porn stars in Monaco in a Monte Carlo casino for a special Nights in Monaco gala event; several celebrities were in attendance and a whole bunch of porn stars.

Once a Schmuck always a Schmuck, but a presidential Schmuck beats them all. Clinton defines Schmuckness by his Schmucky excuse – I did it because I could, referring to his blow job in the Oval Office in the White House while being President of the United States. A real Schmuck.

For those not hip to the term, a Schmuck is one who uses sexuality for purposes other than sexual; pornography and prostitution use sex to make money but they are not Scmucks because they are open about their activities; a real Schmuck is a sexual hypocrite, like Clinton.

The Cabala explains, sexuality can be used to acquire spiritual power by performing sexual acts for that purpose – Clinton taking a Jewish woman in the Oval Office was commiserate with the wicked Titis, after destroying the Temple, taking a prostitute in the Holy of Holies.

Titus was punished by God but Clinton is not worth punishment. Billam, the non-Jewish prophet living at the time the Torah was given 3500 years ago, was famous for having sex with his donkey to get spiritual power; Clinton is the modern day Billam, that’s why he is called Bill.