Sunday, February 7, 2010

No Kissing, Please

Indianapolis are favored to win Super Bowl XLIV against New Orleans in Florida on today.

Football has replaced baseball as the number one sport in America–a sport which has a lot of hidden innuendoes in this man only sport. The constant references to Rome through the use of Roman numerals is only the beginning of a game pitching men against men.

The jargon used to describe the game is also telling: getting penetration, stick it to them, doing what you need to do, revving up the pressure, banging in, stripping and the terms go on. If one did not know they might think this was a Roman orgy.

The eleven players are also telling. Eleven in Cabala corresponds to chaos also known as will–whose will is stronger. Backs are a big part of the game, along with the wide outs and tight ends, but most telling is the goose hike where the quarterback presses his hand against the center’s anus to indicate time to hike the ball.

According to laws of the Torah sodomy is prohibited to the Jewish people and perhaps that is why there are no Jewish football players in the NFL. But this is a man’s game so even with all the ass slapping, there is no kissing in football.

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